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02

Jun

The return of Charisma Carpenter!
She first rose to fame as the hottest chick to ever grace the halls of Sunnydale High on Buffy the Vampire Slayer and inevitably ended up at “upper being” status when her awesome run on spinoff Angel came to an end. 

Cordelia Chase is not dead! Charisma Carpenter will play a role in Sylvester Stallone’s highly anticipated summertime action flick The Expendables as Jason Statham’s love interest. Every guy in his right mind thinks Statham is awesome. This is a step in the right direction, Carpenter! Plus, she’s also the new face of Butterfingers candy bars.

The return of Charisma Carpenter!

She first rose to fame as the hottest chick to ever grace the halls of Sunnydale High on Buffy the Vampire Slayer and inevitably ended up at “upper being” status when her awesome run on spinoff Angel came to an end. 

Cordelia Chase is not dead! Charisma Carpenter will play a role in Sylvester Stallone’s highly anticipated summertime action flick The Expendables as Jason Statham’s love interest. Every guy in his right mind thinks Statham is awesome. This is a step in the right direction, Carpenter! Plus, she’s also the new face of Butterfingers candy bars.

13

Jan

The Only Vampires Worth Paying Attention To

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ontra is here!

I’ve been waiting for this one for a while now. Contra, the new release from Vampire Weekend became available this past Monday. Of course, the album was available for streaming in its entirety for a week or so prior on myspace but I managed to hold back. The truth is, Vampire Weekend is one of those special cases that comes around once in a blue moon, usually when you least expect it. I felt I owed it to the countless plays I gave “Cape Cod Kwassa Kwassa” and “Bryn” this past year to wait for an official copy of Contra, and to sit down and listen to the album in full when I had a moment to breathe.

Here’s what I think. I went in expecting to love the album, so it’s no surprise to me that I’m enjoying track after track as I sit here listening. Having said that, I’m very familiar with their sound and their direction. This definitely feels like a sequel that you might need to enjoy after experiencing the original. Anyone with taste will like it regardless, but to get the most from it, listen to Vampire Weekend first. This isn’t like watching Jason X where you can just jump in and enjoy seeing Jason kill tweens in space instead of at Camp Crystal Lake in Friday the 13th. I think newcomers should without a doubt give the self titled debut a spin before listening to this sophomore effort.

The sound is more complex and electronic than its predecessor. Vampire Weekend’s arrangements were reminiscent of the most polished elementary school music class ever. I mean that as an extreme compliment. I like the glockenspiel.

Their sound is undeniably unique and it’s maintained on Contra. It does, however, feel like more of an effort to listen to. The simple hipster/Afro/prep style is somewhat fogged in more complex music. There aren’t stand out catchy singles on here like “A-Punk” or “The Kids Don’t Stand a Chance,” but that doesn’t mean the new tracks aren’t great. The pace feels faster, the lyrics are more abundant and maybe even a little more complex. Having had the year to prepare, I’m more than glad to participate. I’d say I’m on my fourth listen right now, give or take a couple of extra listens to the tracks I especially like.

I’ve always liked “Horchata,” the track that was released a few months early to give listeners a taste of the new stuff. The melodic tunes of “White Skies” are great. I like the cooing. This track is more or less what I was hoping for from the album, so having it on here leaves me satisfied. Therefore, I don’t have a problem with having to pay extra attention to tracks that are much more complex like the more frantic “California English” or “Cousins.” I’ve been listening to “Diplomat’s Son” and “Giving Up the Gun” on repeat. I also especially like the bonus track, “Giant.”

What it comes down to is that with each passing album, artists who are receiving an abundance of critical acclaim, great sales, publicity, etc. are pressured to evolve. I think Vampire Weekend made the judgment call to make an album for the fans rather than one that could have easily capitalized on their mainstream exposure from the past few months. For that I am very grateful, and Contra should leave the fans well-satiated for at least another year or so. However, “Bryn” will remain my track of choice.

Oh, and with regards to the post title, I like Spike too.

31

Dec

Bad Girl Bombshell of the Day: Charisma Carpenter as Cordelia Chase
I recently started re-watching the entire Buffy series. By recently I mean I started in August and am currently somewhere mid-Season 5. Buffy was most definitely the top show of my childhood. I did, however, lose interest around Season 4 when it originally aired, and now I remember why.
Resident super bitch Cordelia, “the most feared girl in Sunnydale history,” moved to LA and teamed up with re-souled vampire/ Buffy ex Angel when he garnered his own self-titled spinoff.
As Buffy creator Joss Whedon once stated, “All of our characters got to the point (in Season 4) where they were loving and hugging, and it was sort of like, where’s Cordelia?”
Not only was Angel much darker than its predecessor, and consequently much more to my liking, but having Charisma Carpenter as a leading lady earns infinite brownie points.

Interesting fact for fans of the Buffyverse (non-Buffy fans stop reading): I once read that the character of Cordelia was often used for plot progression. In other words, rather than having to drag out a long, dry explanation, they would use her innate cattiness and lack of tact to cut a scene that would take five minutes to thirty seconds.
Example from the episode “Killed by Death”:
Cordy: So this isn’t about you (Buffy) being afraid of hospitals ‘cause your friend died and you want to conjure up a monster that you can fight so you can save everybody and not feel so helpless?
Giles: Cordelia, have you actually ever heard of tact?
Cordy: Tact is just not saying true stuff. I’ll pass.

Bad Girl Bombshell of the Day: Charisma Carpenter as Cordelia Chase

I recently started re-watching the entire Buffy series. By recently I mean I started in August and am currently somewhere mid-Season 5. Buffy was most definitely the top show of my childhood. I did, however, lose interest around Season 4 when it originally aired, and now I remember why.

Resident super bitch Cordelia, “the most feared girl in Sunnydale history,” moved to LA and teamed up with re-souled vampire/ Buffy ex Angel when he garnered his own self-titled spinoff.

As Buffy creator Joss Whedon once stated, “All of our characters got to the point (in Season 4) where they were loving and hugging, and it was sort of like, where’s Cordelia?”

Not only was Angel much darker than its predecessor, and consequently much more to my liking, but having Charisma Carpenter as a leading lady earns infinite brownie points.

Interesting fact for fans of the Buffyverse (non-Buffy fans stop reading): I once read that the character of Cordelia was often used for plot progression. In other words, rather than having to drag out a long, dry explanation, they would use her innate cattiness and lack of tact to cut a scene that would take five minutes to thirty seconds.

Example from the episode “Killed by Death”:

Cordy: So this isn’t about you (Buffy) being afraid of hospitals ‘cause your friend died and you want to conjure up a monster that you can fight so you can save everybody and not feel so helpless?

Giles: Cordelia, have you actually ever heard of tact?

Cordy: Tact is just not saying true stuff. I’ll pass.